porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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