would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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