can we get nightvision for the apartment?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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