you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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