Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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