Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
