But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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