Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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