I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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