My balls are so social today.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
