i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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