he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dude. I can hear the air.
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