I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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