Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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