We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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