i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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