I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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