I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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