3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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