Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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