How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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