Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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