Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So squirting runs in the family.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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