If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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