I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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