Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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