I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
