I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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