well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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