We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i will never coherently bang her
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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