I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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