I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
