Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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