Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I am naked and annoyed.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
