"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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