And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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