we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My Sexting was not on an AP level
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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