i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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