so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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