oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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