That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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