Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you will always have a special place in my vag
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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