I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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