I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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