now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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