On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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