Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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