Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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