lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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