You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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