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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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  He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

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  Ok, i'm coming over

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.

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• (925): View more from California

  We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision

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• (585): View more from New York

  I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a

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