Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night