I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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